- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

5 people are walking

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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