- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Apple juice.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What is white and square? A ping pong block

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

soccer

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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