knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

trumpy trumpy trump

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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