- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

guess what chicken butt

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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