I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

kcuf read it backwards

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Adele walks into the stables

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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