What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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stuarts mum

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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White men's rights

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Jerry.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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