Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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sharks

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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