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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Wanker

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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