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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

just in time?

a person who will soon die of beeties

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

British Dentistry

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

I'm hungry.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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