- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Asians

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Autism speaks but not really

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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