- Anti Joke

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

its snowing on mount fuji

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Help I'm being raped!

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Womens Rights

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.