What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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