- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.