bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

why did the man die? he was shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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