A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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