- Anti Joke

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A man walked into a bar owch

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.