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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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eden stop

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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