- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

i lyk 2 eet pup

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

This is not a joke

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

honest politician

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

If i open this door you can go trough it

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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