Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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