- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

A man walked into a bar owch

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