What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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