- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A child walks into a classroom.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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