- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

"knock knock" "Come in"

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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