- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Breast cancer.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Jimmy Saville

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Are you Drew?

Your all fags

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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