Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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I said I hate niiggers

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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