What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What color is red paint? Red

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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