Mark Wilson

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Knock knock. Racism.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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No.

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BenWuzHear

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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