a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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i'm funny

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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