- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

trumpy trumpy trump

i have an apple. now suck my dick

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

A midget walks under a bar

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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