Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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