- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

knock knock who's there aids

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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