Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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