- Anti Joke

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.