What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Harry Styles

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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