shut up iggy

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

How do you spell eight? 8

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

8====D~~~~~~

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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