- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Homosexuals are gay.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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