O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Yeah right loser!

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