How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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lol a man is drowning

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Anti Joke

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