- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

A seal walks into a club.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Knock knock. Come in.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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