A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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I ponder

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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