1+1 =? Too

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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i like tits

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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