Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Joey mayer's face

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Butt Sex.

What is 8 times 4? 32

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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