- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Guess what.. chicken butt

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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