what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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