Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Girls Basketball.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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