An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

YOU

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Hello

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

This sentence is false.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Anti Joke

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