- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

fruit salad?

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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