A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Ted Haggard.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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