What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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This is not an anti joke.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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WNBA

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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knock knock who's there no one

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pineapples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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