Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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