roses are red, violets are violet.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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hipsters

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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