- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What's funnier than 24? 25

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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