- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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